What the duck is going on?

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Apocalypse

After spending an unimaginative amount of time underground due to unspecified cataclysmic event we, formerly referred to as homo sapiens, emerged. Mobs of bandits and savages vied for dominance using acronyms to confuse and consternate the stupefied and unintelligent populous.

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Voting

After identifying an unidentified threat from space, that the klowns swore was real and everyone agreed was indeed hostile and threatening, a completely legitimate, genuine, lawful, and empirically valid election was held to determine who would be the new Supreme ruler of the ÜNS (pronounced Ooh-nuhts) nation and save us all from impending doom.

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Waterfoul

Entering the race last minute. Unexpected, under duck Donnie Ducko threw his hat into the pond and gathered significant support from all sorts of unexpected fledgling friends. After an arduous, methodical, we swear it was actually completed, counting process it was determined that Donnie would be, forever more, our supreme Ducktator.

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Joy

Here at KWACKR we are fucking pumped about all this. And you should be too! No need to over think it. Just settle yourself into a pool of mundane comforts and avoidance anxiety. It is definitely working out and what could possibly go wrong anyway?

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Everyone. All of us. All the time. Or else.
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